So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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