WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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