i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
