puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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