I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
oh god the rape fog is back!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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