Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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