That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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