she looked like the bat from fern gully.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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