they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
