i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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