His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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