All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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