Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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