GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just gargled with NyQuil
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