Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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