I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Too much gin, very little bucket
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
