remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
