Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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