And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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