I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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