She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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