Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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