youre lurking in front of me
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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