problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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