Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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