Pappa wants mamma naked
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
