Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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