Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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