Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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