She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
We just shotgunned beers for America
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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