He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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