only if we run a train.
done.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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