girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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