It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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