Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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