How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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