just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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