it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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