dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Someone shit on the floor
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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