O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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