I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
