I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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