well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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