People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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