drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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