If you die in college, do you die in real life?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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