She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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