so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
