Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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