Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
