Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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