But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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