You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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