chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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