Dual....:-)
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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